Hot Sauce

I feel condescended to when hot sauce bottles provide me with a list of things to put hot sauce on. Are people seriously holding the bottle, paralyzed with fear, wondering if they *should* put hot sauce on food item X? I feel pretty insane when I look at that complimentary list of suggestions. In my imagination, it always spirals out of control...

Try hot sauce on a variety of foods. Such as:

Pizza

Tacos

Hamburgers

Vegetables

Salads

Eggs

Chicken

Beef

Soups

Sauces

Hot dogs

Pizza tacos

Hamburger soup

Nacho salads

Fish

Rice

Certain sandwiches

Salad Tacos

Taco pizza

Hamburger tacos

Cake

Fish nachos

Hamburger hamburgers

Salad burgers (not burger salads)

Rice Tacos

A noodle

Apple dogs

Other hot sauces

Eagles

Chocolate

Sushi

Rabbit

Strangers

Homework

NATO Peacekeeping missions

Origami

Seashells

Rotten Jack-o-lanterns

Snow

Tiramisu

Human teeth

Sawdust

Melon rinds

Flowers

Tarot Cards

Croutons

Rare Earth Metals

The Serengeti

 

And everything else!